Hilarious Moments : OS WARS - Return of the Linux

From the time Windows threatened Linux, and after Linux left, Windows Defender fell sick suddenly. All the time, the viruses that had grown in his vault and all the viruses he had tried so hard to prevent from escaping were now taking charge of his system. They were ruining his tools and killing him slowly. The Windows Defender was no longer able to control the outflow of viruses. It was this such time that Linux had been waiting for. So, they returned to strike - Linux and the distros.

Windows Manager :"We can no longer hang on!"
Windows Defender :"Oh no! Linux!"
Linux :"It's me again Windows! Muahahaha!"
Windows Manager :"What are you going to do now Linux?"
Linux :"Oh boy oh boy! Windows is scared!"
Windows Defender :"Yeah right! What can you do? Scare me with your multi-face?"
Beryl :"Hahaha! Not bad...not bad...they know our weapons..SNAILS!"
Windows Manager :"You dare call us snails?"
KDE sergent 4 : "Yeah! What do you expect from big bulky Windows? Poor thing....Muhahah!"
Windows Control Paneller : "You dare! Just because you burn away your dialog boxes doesn't make you a lean mean fighting machine!"
Linux :"Yes it does. Only you don't realise that people love me and will love ME!"
Windows Exceller :"Save yourself before I shoot macros at you!"
Compix Fusion Leader : "That is all you can do! Muahaha....I make my boxes dance around you and burn you down!"
Windows Defender :"Oh no you dont!"
Linux : "Yes we will!"
Windows Manager : "NOoooo!"
KDE sergent 4 :"Smash off Windows! Muahahah....Penguins Rule!"
Linux :"HAIL OH PENGUINS! WE ARE GAINING TROOPS!"

Beryl :"LOOK! THERE'S IBM! They are coming to join us!"
Linux :"What do you say now Windows? Hahahaha! Look at you!"
Windows Defender (defeated) :"You....w..w..wi..win...What did you do? I am getting myself hung...Oh nooooo...!"



Linux and troop : "Muhahahahah!"

Blog Writer : Ok you can give the weird look now. What am I actually doing? Since this blog has been mostly technical and little pinches of humour here and there, I thought why not dedicate this one saga to the 'funnyness' of the world and for the betterment of the ever dull society. What you might see might be totally academically unethical and never expected from a computer engineering student. But if it adds colour and interest to you, then, stay gripped to your seats and watch the 'funnyness' unfold.

A new hope.....